Friday, January 13, 2012

What is George Clooney's favorite brand of cat meat?

The morans have switched around the cat meat aisle again at the Piggly Wiggly and Becky (That's my lady friend) wants me to bring home a few cans of the dark meat and I can't remember the name - but George Clooney does their commercials in that striped sweater on horseback and it comes in those orange cans that has that funny picture of the carnage at the slaughterhouse on the side. The Moran family has owned that store 50 years this coming March can you believe it? Anyway- Oh man I am drawing a blank - it has three flavors... barbecue, cool ranch, and pregnant? I can't for the life of me remember the name but i can't call Becky and ask you know how women are - they think it's romantic when you remember their favorite color and cat meat like I'm some kind of walking mental rolodex- what's up with that men, am I right? Sheesh. Oh wow I bought some last week for the pot luck dinner - oooh I hate it when this happens - this is going to drive me crazy. how's the jingle go again?? "When you're hungry for a savory kitty, but only want to pay an itty-bitty, reach for ___?? cat meat day or night, that's right, outta sight, uptight, fly a kite yeaaaaaahhhhh (meow meow) ______?? cat meat - that's my brand!" I can't believe it isn't coming to me- this is gonna - you know when I'll remember? At four in the morning....I'll sit up in bed and scream "Eureka!" like I do every morning at 4am and Becky will crap the bed and I bet you a million dollars that is when I will remember, right after the smell hits me and I will already have cat meat on the brain and that is when i will remember.

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